This is probably the most random thing I will ever post. 

So today a llama was running around our small town, which I shall call Candy Mountain. You don't know how rare this is. I mean, we don't HAVE llamas here. We have horses, ponies, a few cows in the farmish area, but definitely no llamas. And of all the random animals to pop up in Candy Mountain, it's a freaking llama. That made my LIFE.

So I'm sitting on the bus, reading "All Quiet on the Western Front" to get ahead of my classmates and pwn them, when the sixth-graders (sadly, high school and middle school ride the same buses) start freaking out. I'm thinking someone farted. Which happens a lot. Anyway, my friend Julie said, "That was a really big deer."

For the record, I'm in the south, and deer are quite common. I look up, and running around in circles in front of the Tractor Supply & Co. is a huge thing, which I scream is a llama. Because, sadly, I'm the only one who can identify it. Our bus was in the longest red light EVER, and it ran across the street and went all the way to J.P. Looney's, where someone supposedly tied it up until the owner came.

The owner in question was driving his truck down our main highway when the trailer door opened and the llama fell out. Another friend of mine was on the bus behind him when this happened. He shut the door, thinking the llama was still in there, and everyone on the bus was reported to have shouted that his llama was loose. By the time he understood, it was at McDonald's, where it then proceeded to TSC.

I'm still having trouble getting over this. I've been laughing in the middle of all my classes in dead silence because of this llama. It was the most random thing ever to happen.

Hunter told me I failed because I didn't name the llama. He suggested I call it Leroy. Jame-O and I agreed that Tina was better, because it was kind of a fat lard. But that may have been the curly hair.

In any case, Tina the llama has officially made my life. Not my day, not my week; my LIFE.